walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

ohkaydear:

no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

geizler:

[danny devito voice] charlie

0-memento-mori-0:

octopluss:

drragonss:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

the keyword is ‘soon’

I’m getting Halloween things on my dash without having to search them.
My time is coming